1) This is extreme, but you have one of these as a simulator or wheel simply doesn’t fit the bill.

2) It’s normal to moan constantly about how your favourite game has been RUINED with an update, but you still play every day

3) Your name is STILL stored in a Space Invaders high score table somewhere

4) You are secretly hate elves as they do nothing but take XP off you!

5) You can read the Japanese characters for ‘One-Player Mode’ and ‘Two-Player Mode’

6) Looking up cheat codes/gameplay guides on the internet is cheating… if anyone’s there to see you doing it

7) You have a favourite e-sports player, and cheer them on Twitch

8) Your online game library including trophies is worth more than your car

9) There is nothing wrong with buying plastic toys if you are really into a game. And Minecraft swords are kind of cool

10) You don’t think it’s unreasonable to play for an entire day just to get your character new clothes / a suit or hat.

11) All real gamers place their orders for games when they are first announced, not when they come out

12) You can no longer look at /played in World of Warcraft because you’re too afraid

13) ‘See you later, Dorkbot101!’ You remember your mates by their gamer handles, not their names

14) You actually think Mortal Kombat is quite a good film

15) Having more than one PC monitor is entirely normal here!

16) You haven’t completed a game until you’ve seen ALL the endings.

17) You have met people from online games in real life

18) It’s normal for grown-ups to play Pokémon, right?

19) You have watched at least one of Uwe Boll’s gaming movies

20) OK, ‘fess up. That someone is YOU, isn’t it?